Left a good job in the city

I think it was Einstein who defined stupidity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result. Computers inspire this kind of behaviour, but the trouble with computers is that they always do exactly what you tell them to do, which is usually not what you wanted them to do.

Anyway, I have a new one. Stupidity is sitting and watching a crap movie that you think you may have seen before, that finishes around midnight, just because it's on. Oh, and you haven't slept well in a month. Get a life. The sauvignon blanc went down well though. Maybe that’s the problem.